“Just don’t look in the bottom drawer, Mom.” (I do.) Ironically, he has chosen a college room-mate based on this characteristic: “I just can’t live with someone who is going to trash our place.” (This makes me want to cackle and curse him with the sloppiest room-mate on Earth.) Oh! Now, today My mom told me she was going to a book sale in town at the library she does charity cervices at. And my dad, being a traveling ceo and sales rep is out of town till next week. I decided this would be the best time to masturbait. What i inferred from my mother was that she was leaving immedeatly. So i go into my room, fire up limewire